JOKE, please read it as such...xx

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JOKE, please read it as such...xx

Postby Queenie_70 » Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:38 pm

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.
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> One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real challenge would be to preach to a bear.
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> One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it to their religion.
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> Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experiences.
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> Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs, went first.
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> 'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when Ifound him, I began to read to him from the Catechism.
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> But that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around.
> So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.'
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> Reverend Billy Bob the Baptist, spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip.
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> In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he exclaimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we Baptists don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me.
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> So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus.
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> The Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape.
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> The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."

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Postby Joan 100 » Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:42 pm

Not the best joke i've heard but it made me :-) Thanks for Sharing it :-)
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Postby UnderSiege » Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:26 pm

Lmao.

Good one. I like!

If you have any more you know where to post 'em.

Me? I'm terrible with jokes. I like them but can never remember any...
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Postby dotty lotty » Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:35 am

Queenie that is brilliant. :teddy-bear:
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Postby VixxRivs77 » Mon Jul 04, 2016 2:02 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Brilliant joke!! That really made me laugh! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby calipres » Wed Jul 06, 2016 2:09 am

:bear-dancing: :welldone: :-D
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