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Drugs for women

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two ...
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problems

Old people have problems that you haven't even considered yet:

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm
count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. ...
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The Seven wonders of the World

A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the "Seven Wonders of the World." Though there were some disagreements, the following received the most votes:

1. Egypt's Great Pyramids
2. The Taj Mahal
3. The Grand Canyon
4. The Panama Canal
5. The Empire State Building
6. St. Peter's Basilica
7. China's Great Wall

While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one student had not finished, so she asked the ...
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Fibro / CFS prayer!

Fibro & CFS Prayer
"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept
The things I cannot change,
The courage to change
The things I can,
And the wisdom to hide
The bodies of Doctors I shot
When they said,
"You're perfectly healthy,
It's All In Your Head."
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Theft Warning

If you are female and this does not apply, please forward to your more
senior female friends/relatives, gents - if you know someone who might
benefit from this please pass it on.
You may have read recently about the person whose kidneys were stolen
while he passed out. Well, read on. Something like this happened to me.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was
just that quick. ...
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Heres a good one !

Bathing Suit Selection

I have just been through the horrifying pilgrimage of torture and humiliation known as 'buying a bathing suit'.
When I was younger, in the 1950s and 1960s, the bathing suit for a woman with a mature figure was designed for a woman with a mature figure -- boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They were built to hold back and uplift and they did a good job.
Today's ...
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Which one

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 2 other female friends in addition to my fiancée and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry".
The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, ...
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Hope this ones clean enough admin?

Golf Injury

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical ...
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EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS



1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - and I was in the wrong one.


Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco


2. At the beginning of my shift, I placed a ...
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keep smiling ......................

:lol: A man goes to hospital and says to the doctor: "It hurts when I press here" (pressing his side) "And when I press here" (pressing the other side) "And here" (pressing his leg) "And here, here and here" (His other leg and both arms). The doctor examined him all over and finally discovered what was wrong...... "you've got a broken finger !" ha, ha

FUNNY THINGS ...
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