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Postby BuffyBoo » Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:31 pm

Hello everyone,
it's me again.... no, not Smee......he's from Peter Pan... just little ole Me(not so little actually :oops: ...oops)
Anyway,
I'd really like to get together with some of you local lasses...and yes Swansea is local....(seeing as I'm a Jack by birth).
It would be great if we could organise something I'm sure it would be a morale boost for all of us.
Drop me a line and tell me what you think.
Clean applicants only! :roll:
Buffy
PS.... should have said lads and lasses..... Sorry
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Postby Guest » Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:50 pm

The Genius of Peter Kay...


1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said,'Thyroid
problem?

2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I
realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him
to forgive me.

3) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go
swimming.

4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get
on with my real ladder.

5) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But
one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my
bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was
sticks and stones all the way.

6) Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd
better have a good hand.

7) I saw six men kicking and punching my mother-in-law. My neighbour
said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.'

8) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
give the wrong answers.

9) You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.


Peter Kay's questions...

1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

3. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is
stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

5. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
centuries' have a 'use by' date?

6. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

7. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

9. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are billions of stars
in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint
somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

10. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

11. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the
window?


Peter Kay's Universal Truths


1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

hi buffy
sounds like a good idea as said previously born in church village have family in nantgarw pengam aberbargoed so familiar with area and ppl
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Postby tina » Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:52 pm

so sorry forgot to login, didn't think you could post w/out log in leaves site open to abuse surely

had plenty of that on another site used to visit


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Postby BuffyBoo » Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:58 pm

Hi Tina,
Thanks for the Peter Kay Jokes.....I like the "thyroid" one..lol
Hope Jake (that's his name isn't it?) is feeling better and that all is well in your world.
I'm hoping that some of the other "locals" will fancy a get together.
Come on Girls and Boys....
:lol: :shock: :lol: :roll: :lol: :? :lol:
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