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Postby BuffyBoo » Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:01 pm

It makes me laugh to think of it now,
I was stood outside, taking 2 steps one way and ten changing my mind and going another way, (long before I had a mobile phone,I was 5months gone with my eldest so this was 88) waving my hands about saying'Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god'. The moral of this story is I'm useless in an emergency!
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Postby Joo » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:31 pm

Thought after reading your last posts you might enjoy reading this email I got sent a while ago............................................................!!!!

Wonder if he'd move over here?

TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER.

THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent city jail":

He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies.

He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.

Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel.

When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.

He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value.

When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."

He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails.

When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.


More on the Arizona Sheriff:

With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.

On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before.

Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink socks.

"It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 year. "It's inhumane."

Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your %$@*&# mouths!"

Way to go, Sheriff! Maybe if all prisons were like this one there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.

If you agree, pass this on. If not, just delete it.

Sheriff Joe was just reelected Sheriff in Maricopa County, Arizona.
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Postby wendysz » Mon May 01, 2006 6:17 pm

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Postby Rita56 » Mon May 01, 2006 9:36 pm

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Postby BuffyBoo » Mon May 01, 2006 10:05 pm

Sometimes my mind wanders, sometimes it leaves altogether!
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Postby Joo » Mon May 01, 2006 11:45 pm

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Postby Phoebe » Tue May 02, 2006 5:22 pm

Keep Smiling, Pheebs xxxx
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Postby wendysz » Tue May 02, 2006 6:17 pm

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Postby Phoebe » Tue May 02, 2006 6:22 pm

Keep Smiling, Pheebs xxxx
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Postby Joo » Tue May 02, 2006 8:50 pm

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Postby Phoebe » Tue May 02, 2006 9:24 pm

Keep Smiling, Pheebs xxxx
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Postby Joo » Wed May 03, 2006 10:44 am

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Postby wendysz » Wed May 03, 2006 5:59 pm

Its lovely and sunny here in Weston, but Ive not really had a good day today, one of my lovely volunteers died yesterday she was as fit as a fiddle last Friday, she just had a heart attack and died, Ive shed a lot of tears today its been a sad day today, then when I got home Id had a letter from the hospital to say that I have to go back next Wednesday as they found something on my mamagramme as if I havent enough to worry about,
So Im after a shoulder to cry on today
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Postby mairi » Wed May 03, 2006 8:12 pm

Dear Wendy, there are lots of shoulders here.

One shock after another on what you probably expected to be a nice day. You will be very drained by now so hope you have managed some rest, if not some sleep and have had extra family support. Nurture yourself in the next few days. Perhaps sharing your thoughts and feelings with us will help while you wait for the hospital appointment.

Thinking of you with special prayers, Mairi.
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Postby Phoebe » Wed May 03, 2006 9:25 pm

Hi wendy
i was feelind really upset today as our plight to move seems to have gone one step further away but then i read your thread and realised i have nothing to complain about..im here if u need a shoulder they are nice round cuddly ones.take care darling xxxx :D :D :D :D
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