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Your First Christmas joke...

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Your First Christmas joke...

Postby KateXXXXXX » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:48 pm

Have you ever wondered why there is a very small and rather startled looking angel at the top of every Christmas tree? Well...

Santa was cheezed off, mightily.

Mrs Santa was in bed with the flu, and unable to help wrap the presents and pack the sleigh.

Rudolf was on Paternity leave and the rest of the gang were whinging about the cover reindeer not pulling his weight...

The elves were on a Go Slow, after Curly Toe She Allowances, and not doing overtime.

The fairies were complaining about the quality of fairy dust...

The cat had her kittens in the Fake Snow.

The dog had lost his collar, so wasn't allowed out for a walk and was driving everyone demented with his barking.

Half the snowmen had come inside because it was too cold, and were melting all over the drawing room carpet...

Santa was running round like a one-armed paper-hanger, making hot toddy for Mrs S, mopping the carpet, wrapping presents, packing the sleigh, nagging the elves, sympathising with the fairies, tripping over the dog, getting milk for the cat...

In the middle of all this there was a ring at the door bell: There was a tiny little angel, holding up a superb Christmas tree.

'Ello. Santa!' he says. 'You look a bit busy! Where d'you want this tree shoving?'

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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humour

Postby tina » Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:11 am

it amazes me how you people can keep such a good sense of humour when you are feeling so poorly. Can only be british strenghth. Well done to you all
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Postby KateXXXXXX » Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:51 pm

If we didn't laugh we'd cry. No contest! :D :D
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