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I might need to wake my husband for our nightly routine !

Postby shopaholic » Mon Nov 14, 2011 1:24 am

This has been our nightly routine for years peeps and my other half has fallen asleep before he can perform his husbandly duties. It is something he doesn't particularly enjoy, but it gives me such relief. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to wake him otherwise I will have to struggle and sort myself out!

It involves any kind of lubricant I have in my bedside cabinet, a glove and wait for it, this is the best bit - a votoral suppository! The best thing since sliced bread!

You lot got minds like sewers? Well, I am sorry to disappoint you! Just thought it would put a smile on someone's face even if it's just one person.

All I know is, once done and in about an hour I'll be as pain-free as I'm gonna be and I might be able to sleep.

Night Night everyone


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Re: I might need to wake my husband for our nightly routine !

Postby shazq » Mon Nov 14, 2011 2:39 pm

:oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap:
I was given suppositories painkillers once while in the hospital they were really good, cant see my OH wanting to stick them up my :girl_moon: for me though :lol: :lol:
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Re: I might need to wake my husband for our nightly routine !

Postby Ouchy » Mon Nov 14, 2011 2:55 pm

:clap: :clap: :lol: Brilliant love it! you sure cheered me up Shopaholic Thank you
Dont think i could try the suppositories cos i have been divorced 10 yrs and no way would my arms reach to the task needed
hmm maybe just maybe i might need to rethink about staying single :lol:
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Re: I might need to wake my husband for our nightly routine !

Postby fibro-lu » Mon Nov 14, 2011 6:37 pm

I do remember
when I was a child and had some fever
my mum used to use it on me to bring the fever down

there must be some applicator for self treatment?
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Re: I might need to wake my husband for our nightly routine !

Postby Azz » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:37 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: I knew there had to be strings attached somewhere, made me smile though :lol:
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