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how many dogs does it take

Postby princess » Fri May 16, 2008 2:35 pm

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb

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GOLDEN RETRIEVER:

The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
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BORDER COLLIE:

Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
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DACHSHUND:

You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
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ROTTWEILER:

Make me.
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LAB:

Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
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TIBETAN TERRIER:

Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!
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JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:

I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
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POODLE:

I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
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COCKER SPANIEL:

Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
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DOBERMAN:

While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
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BOXER:

Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......
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CHIHUAHUA:

Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
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IRISH WOLFHOUND:

Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....
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POINTER:

I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
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GREYHOUND:

It isn't moving. Who cares?
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AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD:

First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..
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OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:

Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
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HOUND DOG:

ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z

CATS:

Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF...
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