The Vibrator

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The Vibrator

Postby princess » Sun May 18, 2008 8:20 pm

A little old lady (like your grandmother) goes into a sex shop. She appears to have a case of Parkinson's as she's shaking from head to toe.

"Young Man?" she asks the clerk, "Do you sell vibrators?"

"Yes madam we do," he replies.

"Big fluorescent orange ones?"

"Yes madam we do."

"The type about 16 inches long?"

"Yes madam we do."

"The type that takes 8 D Cell batteries?"

"Yes madam we do."

"Well, how the hell do you turn it off?!!!"

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