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daughter and her vibrator boyfriend

Postby princess » Sun May 18, 2008 8:23 pm

A mother hears a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom, so she opens the door and finds her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What the hell are you doing?" the mom asks.

"I'm 35 and I still live at home with my parents. This is the closest I'll ever get to having a husband," replies the daughter.

Later that same week the father hears the humming noise and finds his daughter with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm 35 and I still live at home with my parents. This is the closest I'll ever get to having a husband," replies the daughter.

A few days later the mother hears the humming noise coming from the den, so she bursts into the room (quite annoyed) and is surprised to see her husband sitting on the couch, watching TV with the vibrator buzzing away next to him.

"What in God's name are you doing?" she asks.

"Watching the game with my son-in-law!"
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Postby rachi » Sun May 18, 2008 8:34 pm

i have laugh so much i'm now coughing thanx for that i do love a good giggle :lol:
what idiot said " pain is so close to pleasure"
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Postby smurf » Sun May 25, 2008 4:44 am

Brillient, it sounds like the ideal husband, no back chat given,
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Postby princess » Sun May 25, 2008 12:50 pm

Hi that was mine Sezza :lol: :lol:
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Postby princess » Sun May 25, 2008 5:38 pm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that would be telling :lol:
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