emma's hamster (sick joke)

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emma's hamster (sick joke)

Postby princess » Sun May 18, 2008 8:28 pm

Emma's Hamster

Emma was in the garden filling in a hole when the next door neighbour looked over the hedge.

"What are you up to there Emma?"

"My hamster died," sobbed Emma,"and I've just buried him."

"Oh, what a shame." Said the neighbour. " But isn't that an awfully big hole for a hamster?"

Emma flattened down the last of the soil and said, "That's because he's inside your nasty cat."
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