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woman's poem

Postby cinders » Mon May 26, 2008 10:13 pm

WOMAN'S POEM
>
> BeforeI lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a
> creep, One who's handsome, smart, and strong. One who loves
> to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call,
> not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend
> his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll
> make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my
> behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always
> be my very best friend.
>
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> MAN'S POEM
>
> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
> liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't
> give a damn.
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