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International signs

Postby MISS BUNNYPENNY » Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:09 pm

Signs from around the world

Tokyo Hotel:Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please/ if you are not a person to do such a thing is/please not to read notice.

Romania Hotel: The lift is being fixed for the next day/ during that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

Hong Kong Tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

Moscow Hotel [1] you are welcome to visit cemetery where famous and soviet composers, artist , and writers are buried daily except Sunday

Moscow Hotel[2] if this is your first visit to the Russia-you are welcome to it

Swiss menu: our wines leave you nothing to hope for :shock: [I think I'll stick with the forum cafe]

Athens Hotel: visitors are expected to complain in between the hours of 9 and 11am daily.

Paris dress shop: dresses for street walkers [oh la la] :shock:

Bangkok Dry Cleaners: drop your trousers here for best results.

Rome Laundry Service: ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.[I'm on my way]

Rhodes Tailor shop: order your summer suits/because is big rush we will execute customers-in strict rotation [must sent ex husband there]

Roman: Doctor specialist in women and other diseases [thanks for that]

Norwegian Lounge: ladies are requested not to have children in the bar

Denmark airline: we take your bags and send them in all directions[lets hope neomia campbell doesn't travel with them]

Hong kong: teeth extracted by latest methodists

Budapest: please do not feed the animals/if you do have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.[my favourite]

Japanese Hotel: colles and heates: if you want just condtion of warm in your room,please control yourself.

German camp site: It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest Camping site/ that people of different sex/for instance men and women, live together in one tent/ unless they are married with each other for that purpose. :?

Japanese public toilet: please flash when leaving :oops:
coventry brittle kid
I LIKE WALKING IN THE RAIN -NO 1 SEES YOUR TEARS
LORD=keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth....AMEN
Sarcasm-Its beats killing people/
Just when I was getting used to yesterday,along came today.
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Postby RobG » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:53 am

you missed my favour alledgely from a Norhampton Hospital

For Family Planning enter through the back door
when I die I want it to be in my sleep like my grandad not screaming and shouting like the passengers on the bus he was driving!
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