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Second Opinion -Joes Operation

Postby MISS BUNNYPENNY » Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:12 pm

The doctor said to Joe,'the good news is I can cure your headaches, the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes yours testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles .'
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years. He realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a mens clothing store and thought,'Thats what I need....a new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said lets see, 'size 44 long.'
Joe laughed, 'thats right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years,' the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit it fitted perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror the salesman asked,'how about an new shirt?' Joe thought for a moment then said 'sure'. The salesman eyed Joe and said,'lets see 34 sleeves and 16 and a half neck.' Joe was surprised, 'thats right, how did you know?
'Been in the business 60 years.' Joe tried on the shirt, and it fitted perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asks,'how about some new underwear?' Joe thought for a moment,and said 'yes,' The salesman said lets see 36.' Joe laughed, 'Ah ha I've worn 34 since I was 18 years old.'
The saleman shook his head, 'you can't wear a size 34, a size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of an headache.'

New suit.....................£200
New shirt...................£36
New underwear..........£6

Second opinion..................PRICELESS :shock:
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