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little boy

Postby anne1206 » Sat Aug 30, 2008 6:54 pm

A little boy is travelling by car with his parents on holiday.
> > He looks out of the window as they pass some fields and gets excited
> > when he sees a herd of cows.
> >
> > 'Mummy! Mummy!' he shouts pulling her sleeve, and pointing to the
> > cows, 'Look! Moo Moos!'
> >
> > 'Yes dear,' says his mother. 'Cows. They are cows. Remember we are a
> > big boy now and use proper grown up words.'
> >
> > A few minutes later the little boy pulls at his mother again. 'Mummy!
> > Look! Choo Choo!'
> >
> > 'Yes,' says his mother. 'It's a train. A train. Remember we are a big
> > boy now and use proper grown up words.'
> >
> > Five minutes later, the boy pulls his mother's sleeve again. 'Mummy,
> > please can I have my book to read?'
> >
> > 'Of course dear,' says his mother. 'Which one of your books would you
> > like?
> >
> > The little boy thinks for a moment.
> >
> > 'Winnie the s***.'
> >
> >
> >
durate et vosmet rebus servate secundis///>Carry on and preserve yourselves for better times
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Postby gillshutt » Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:45 pm

ROFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
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reply laugh

Postby princess » Sun Aug 31, 2008 6:43 pm

:lol: :lol:
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