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female hormones

Postby princess » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:33 pm

The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

1 - worst for a man to say and etc., down to least at bottom


DANGEROUS

SAFER

SAFEST

ULTRA SAFE


What's for
dinner?

Can I help you
with dinner?

Where would you like
to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.


Are you
wearing that?

Wow, you sure
look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine


What are you
so worked up about?

Could we be
overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.


Should you be
eating that?

You know, there are
a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.


What did you
DO all day?

I hope you didn't
over-do it today.

I've always loved you
in that robe!

Here, have some wine.




13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favoriteone :

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Forward this information to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh...
and men who need a warning.
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Postby daisybev » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:47 pm

LOLOL very good :lol: :lol: :lol:
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cafe laugh

Postby princess » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:25 pm

Glad you enjoyed it, it came all the way from Noway
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Postby daisybev » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:36 pm

No way or Norway (loves fibro spelling)
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joke

Postby princess » Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:20 pm

Just checking you were paying attention, honest!!!!! :oops: :oops:
Norway actually Stavangar.
Fibro brain is in gear just now.
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Postby daisybev » Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:28 pm

lol its ok I actually read it as Norway anyway..lol
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joke

Postby princess » Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:33 pm

so you were paying attention then - your far too clever for me :D
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Postby daisybev » Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:39 pm

I always pay attension, its just sometimes i dont remember that I have done !!
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attention

Postby princess » Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:42 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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