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Why Parents Drink

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Why Parents Drink

Postby anne1206 » Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:02 pm

Why Parents Drink


The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent one day but had not phoned in sick . Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? '

'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'

The child whispered, ' No .'

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?' ' Yes '

'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No '

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman. '

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?'

' Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered,

' The search team just landed a helicopter '

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...

' ME . '
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Postby princess » Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:37 pm

i liked that one
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Postby Corinne » Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:55 pm

:lol: I really like that one & so did my son worryingly! He'd better not....
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Postby velvet » Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:20 am

as someone that came within a hairs bredth of calling the police to look for my son when he was small i appreciate the humor.

we had neighbors searching the street as we racked our brains working out how the child could have slipped out - we were sure we would have noticed. just before making that phone call we had one more look around the house - he had climbed under his bed totally covered himself with blanket and gone to sleep. i seem to remember us needing a swift drink after that lol
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Postby MISS BUNNYPENNY » Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:07 pm

:lol: :lol: ARHHH GET MY BREATHE BACK

KIDS..... glad my mum and dad didn't have any :?
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Postby gillshutt » Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:48 pm

Don't have children, just grandchildren so you can borrow them but give them back :lol:
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