In response to your e-mail....

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In response to your e-mail....

Postby Corinne » Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:50 pm

I am out of the Office

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail
to get the position .

2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain
removed so that I may be promoted to management.

5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send
me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail
will be deleted in the order it was received.

6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for
the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
sending again.'
(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many
in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks.[ love this one !! ]

9: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your
PC for my response.

10: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to
leave me any messages.

11: I've run away to join a different circus.

PLEASE Leave a message and I will return this as soon
as Possible.

thank you for calling my E- mail
Have a Nice day.
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joke

Postby princess » Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:19 pm

good one i may just use that one hahahah
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