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lady on bus and judge

Postby princess » Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:13 pm

AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY> > A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man> opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.> This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man> seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out> laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.> > The case came up in court.> > The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for> himself.> > The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got> on the bus, I c ouldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down> under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I> grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan's> Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she> placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick> Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor,> when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,> 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it.'> > 'CASE DISMISSED!!'> >
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Postby motherelephant » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:50 pm

I like it .I like it
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Postby motherelephant » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:50 pm

i like it .I like it.
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Postby motherelephant » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:51 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: motherelle.
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Postby samantha louise » Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:36 am

samantha - louise
and my two little wiggles!
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