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Postby Graham » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:09 pm

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune
when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to
share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may
look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, 'but in just a few
years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million
dollars.'

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days
later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
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Postby samantha louise » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:11 pm

lol
samantha - louise
and my two little wiggles!
xxx

fuddle off... no,... YOU fuddle off!!
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Postby BlackSheep » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:32 pm

That. Is awesome. *emails it to everyone she knows*
You say I look as though I am having a bad day? To me this is just a day.

The Black Sheep

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Postby princess » Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:24 pm

Well science has proved that we can multi task and use both sides of our brain at once.
Men can only do one thing at a time, and only use one side of the brain.
There endith the lesson
hahahahah
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