Not Everyone Appreciates a Choir

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Not Everyone Appreciates a Choir

Postby gillshutt » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:00 am

An Englishman,an Irishman,a Welshman and a Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land and the leader of the captors said, 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.'

The Englishman responds, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.'

The Irishman replies, 'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.'

The Welshman answers, 'I'd like to hear "Men Of Harlech" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.'

The Scotsman says quickly, 'I'd like to be shot first.'


I hadn't realised I was Scottish!!!! :lol:
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Re: Not Everyone Appreciates a Choir

Postby samantha louise » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:49 am

lol HAHA GOOD ONE GILL sorry for the caps didint mean to shout!!
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