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norwegian joke

Postby princess » Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:48 am

Ole and Sven were fishing on the Minnesota opener when Sven pulled out a
> cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.
>
> 'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied, and then reaching into his
> tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
>
> 'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his
> hands. 'Vere dit yew git dat monster??'
>
> 'Vell,' replied Ole, 'I got it from my Genie.'
>
> 'You haff a Genie?' Sven asked.
>
> 'Ya, shure.. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Ole.
>
> 'Could I see him?'
>
> Ole opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.
>
>
> Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your
> master.. ?Vill you grant me vun vish?'
>
> 'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.
>
> So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.
>
> The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting
> there waiting for his million bucks.
>
> Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million
> ducks....flying directly overhead.
>
> Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Ole, 'Yumpin' Yimminy,
> I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'
>
> Ole answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing.
> Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
>
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Re: norwegian joke

Postby Ruremi » Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:37 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

very good Princess
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Re: norwegian joke

Postby taz1 » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:01 pm

Brill!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: norwegian joke

Postby samantha louise » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:03 pm

lol pmsl princess im so glad youre back
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