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The bathtub test

Postby anne1206 » Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:34 pm

The Bathtub Test

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The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do You
determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said
the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and
a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I
understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's
bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal
person would pull the plug.

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Re: The bathtub test

Postby lynne » Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:05 pm

Wow ! He He :wave:
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Re: The bathtub test

Postby samantha louise » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:40 am

hehhehehe pmsl
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Re: The bathtub test

Postby deborah123 » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:51 am

:lol: lol thankyou for making me laugh..xoooo :mrgreen: :hugs:
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Re: The bathtub test

Postby Mr.A » Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:48 pm

:D
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Re: The bathtub test

Postby BlackSheep » Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:24 pm

That's awesome.
You say I look as though I am having a bad day? To me this is just a day.

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