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Scouse Birth Control

Postby worf » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:30 pm

Scouse Birth Control
After having their 11th child :shock: , a Liverpool couple decided that was
enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong
Enough to nick one, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his
wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to
go home,get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up
to his Ear and count to 10.

:? The scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in
the world,but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear
is going to help me" "Trust me, it will do the job," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the
can up to his ear and began to count "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he
paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
Counting on his other hand... :yikes:

The procedure also works in Birmingham , parts of Essex , Sunderland ,
Aberdeen and anywhere in Ireland ! :crazy:
How many doctors does it take to get a diagnosis? 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Learn when to stop, What ever it is will keep for another day!
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