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The UKFibromyalgia Forums • View topic - You know you are getting old!!!
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You know you are getting old!!!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:17 pm
by anne1206
I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.

- I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.

- I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going.

- I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid...

- I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

- I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

- I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.

- I'm very good at telling stories...over and over and over and over.

- I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.

- I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

- I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, children, politicians...

- I'm positive I did housework correctly before the Internet.

- I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.

- I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

- I'm having trouble remembering simple words like... uh...

- I'm now spending more time with my pillows than with my mate.

- I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.

- I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.

- I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.

- I'm in the *initial* state of my golden years: FM. IBS. TMJ<

- I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?

- I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory.

- I'm supporting all movements now... by eating bran, prunes and raisins.

- I'm a walking storeroom of facts... I've just lost the key to the storeroom.

- I'm a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my life... Aren't I?

Re: You know you are getting old!!!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:16 pm
by *Lisa*
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: You know you are getting old!!!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:52 pm
by shazq
so true..lol

Re: You know you are getting old!!!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:16 pm
by princess
Add when you look in the mirro and you see your MUm :lol:
or
You say something and think oh Sh.t my mum used to tell me that.
hahahah

Re: You know you are getting old!!!

PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:03 pm
by mitchells mum
oo sooo true!!!!!