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GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE

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GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE

Postby FluppyPuffy » Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:09 pm

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the

door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,

standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'

He slams the door and returns to bed.

'Who was that?' asked his wife.

'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.

'Did you help him?' she asks.

'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out

there!'

'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember

about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?


I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding


rain. He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'

'Yes,' comes back the answer.

'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.

'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.

'Where are you?' asks the husband.



'Over here on the swing,' replied the drunk.


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Re: GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE

Postby shazq » Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:51 am

:D :D :clap:
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Re: GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE

Postby cariad » Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:48 pm

I love it! Gave me agiggle in the morning! :wave:
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Re: GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE

Postby garetjax » Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:43 pm

lmao :clap: :clap:
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Re: GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE

Postby princess » Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:17 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: He didnt happen to have a rubber lamp post nearby did he¬!!!!
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Re: GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE

Postby bookworm » Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:00 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Excellent - loved that one.


Reminds me of when we were woken in the early hours of the morning by someone knocking on the door, my hubby went down only to be asked if we had a torch. All comes to all, a young bloke was going home after having one too many and had been throwing his doorkeys up in the air as he walked along. On passing out garden, he threw the keys up but then became confused as they didn't come back down..............they had landed in one of the trees that made up a 120 foot hedge at the time :) Hubby and the young man spent over an hour out there searching in the trees - I bet the neighbours wondered what on earth they where doing :shock: :lol:
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