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Poem for our G.P.s

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Poem for our G.P.s

Postby lethargic » Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:42 pm

Pains in my neck and pains in my head,
I'm so exhausted I take to my bed,
Then pains in my chest, my legs are like lead,
Ten minutes later I get out of my bed !
My bum now is numb, my shoulders they tingle,
My sex life s sparse now you'd think I was single.
My brain it is muffled and I struggle to think,
I enter the kitchen and stare at the sink
Then ten minutes later with lips stuck to teeth,
I remember the kitchen's the place that I drink.
Can't bite now or chew for this temporomandibular joint,
No restaurants for me now - there's really no point.
Pains in my toes, feel my fingers wll burst,
I really don't know from these which is worst.
Quite frightening however, my eyes go all blurred,
and up to now I just wasn't heard!
But thanks to a Consultant now a diagnosis
It's fibromyalgia and it stinks worse than hallitosis!
It's not life-threatening - you could've fooled me,
Thought I was joining ancestors on my family tree.

:?: familiar ?? :blowkiss:
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Re: Poem for our G.P.s

Postby FluppyPuffy » Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:35 am

Very familiar :wave: :hugs:


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Re: Poem for our G.P.s

Postby budda » Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:27 pm

:clap: Good one.
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Re: Poem for our G.P.s

Postby rosie66 » Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:04 pm

Nice one :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Poem for our G.P.s

Postby lizfin » Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:06 pm

very good :clap: :clap: :wave:
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Re: Poem for our G.P.s

Postby princess » Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:22 pm

excellent most excellent
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Re: Poem for our G.P.s

Postby shazq » Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:03 pm

:clap:
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Re: Poem for our G.P.s

Postby lethargic » Sun May 02, 2010 11:14 am

:) :) thanks everyone - I'm on to my second - will post it aprox 24 months time !! :wave:
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Re: Poem for our G.P.s

Postby Gill Mc » Mon May 03, 2010 12:01 am

Excellent! :clap:
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Re: Poem for our G.P.s

Postby carolnotts » Mon May 03, 2010 7:52 am

:clap: brilliant :clap:
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