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Marriage Guidance

Postby FluppyPuffy » Tue May 25, 2010 7:37 pm

After 25 years of marriage, Eileen and her husband Bob
went for counseling.

When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a
passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had
ever had in the 25 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on..... neglect, lack of intimacy,
emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an
entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over
the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for quite a long
time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and
after asking Eileen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her
blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged
them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately, as her
husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow.

Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat
down, while basking in the glow of being highly aroused.

The therapist turned to Bob and said, "This is what your wife
needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?"

Bob thought for a moment and said, "Well, I can drop her off
here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf."


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Re: Marriage Guidance

Postby denys » Tue May 25, 2010 8:15 pm

hehehehehe love it :crazy: :wave:
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Re: Marriage Guidance

Postby FluppyPuffy » Tue May 25, 2010 8:29 pm

I snaffled it from another forum I use as it made me laff for the first time today :clap:


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Re: Marriage Guidance

Postby denys » Tue May 25, 2010 10:46 pm

Goodoh we all need a laugh so many of us seem to be really suffering at the mo x :wave:
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Re: Marriage Guidance

Postby budda » Wed May 26, 2010 1:12 am

That was brill, thanks for that, nearly pead my pants with laughing, super.
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Re: Marriage Guidance

Postby princess » Thu May 27, 2010 7:10 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Marriage Guidance

Postby lethargic » Sun May 30, 2010 10:34 pm

:lol: :lol: that was a brill one :hugs:
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