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Medical Charts

Postby Fairydust » Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:42 pm

Part one
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The following are actual, unedited, notes written by doctors on patients’ medical charts:

1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

2. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared completely.

3. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. :shock:

4. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.

5. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

6. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

7. Healthy appearing, decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

8. The patient refused an autopsy.

9. The patient has no past history of suicides.

10. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.

There are another thirty of these ---
let me know if you want some more
I'm sure I'll think of something really good when this Headache goes away.
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Re: Medical Charts

Postby animalhouse » Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:46 pm

yes please they are wicked.....

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Re: Medical Charts

Postby FluppyPuffy » Fri Dec 03, 2010 5:17 pm

My fingers are hurting with laughing so much :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:


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Re: Medical Charts

Postby budda » Mon Dec 06, 2010 12:36 am

My body is hurting so much with laughing :lol: :lol: keep them coming :xmaswave1: :xmastree1: :elfsnaowball:
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Re: Medical Charts

Postby shazq » Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:25 am

:clap: :clap:
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Re: Medical Charts

Postby lollyb » Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:27 pm

:wave: I am new on here , so have only just seen these ... BRILL mad emy ribs hurt even more :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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