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NHS Cuts

Postby FluppyPuffy » Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:25 pm

This was on another forum I use, thought we all needed to know about it :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :tongueout: :tongueout:

The British Medical Association has attacked PM Cameron's health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised against any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians felt they were labouring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea to be short sighted
Patholgists yelled " Over my dead body" and the Paediatricians said " Oh grow up "
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The ENT specialists didn't swallow it and just would not hear of it.
The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow
Plastic Surgeons said " This puts a new look on the matter,"
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were p.offwith the whole idea.
Anaesthetists thought it all gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no,
In the end, the Proctologists won by leaving the entire decision to those in A's in London.


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Re: NHS Cuts

Postby shazq » Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:21 pm

:lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap: good one flup. :clap:
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Re: NHS Cuts

Postby budda » Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:43 pm

Haha good one :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap:
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Re: NHS Cuts

Postby denys » Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:07 pm

Where do you get them Flup!!!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: NHS Cuts

Postby nutty1 » Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:46 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: and they call me nutty :clap: :clap: :clap: nice one flup
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Re: NHS Cuts

Postby Adele » Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:55 pm

they don't call be ditzy for nothing - i had to google proctologist to find out what it was :facepalm:

:clap: :clap: :clap: very very funny. more please :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: NHS Cuts

Postby FluppyPuffy » Mon Feb 07, 2011 11:01 pm

We get these gems either sent to us, or we find them on other forums. I'll trawl thru the piles of them I haven't read to see what other little gems I can find :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: NHS Cuts

Postby loopyloo » Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:57 pm

:lol: really good :clap: :clap: , my 14yr old said were all sad :roll:
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Re: NHS Cuts

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