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two old men A/C

Postby andypandy08 » Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:20 am

TWO OLD MEN FEEL THEY'RE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE - I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM."

THE MANAGER DOES AS HE'S TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
AS THEY ARE TOTTERING HOME, THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "D'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!"
"DEAD?!" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY D'YOU SAY THAT?"

"WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER."

HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE - I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH."
"A WITCH ?? . . . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"
"WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND WHEN I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW . . . TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!"

:D :D :D
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joke

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Postby jeannie45 » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:53 pm

that as agood one ,i forget my jokes half way throuht :lol:
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Postby hebby » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:56 pm

liked that one :lol: :lol: :lol:
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